May 28, · Happy birthday to my tolerant and forgiving sister! (certainly one of the most timely funny birthday wishes for sisters) A birthday wish for elder sisters: Behind every great sibling is an extraordinary big sister. Cheers to my wonderful breasted.xyz: Richard Kronick. Apr 17, · General Funny Birthday Wishes 1. I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!